Happy Christmas & Prosperous New Year

Happy Christmas

To my blog fam, I’d like to wish you all the happiest of Christmases.  Eat, drink, and be merry.  Please stay safe, warm, and smart. DO NO DRINK AND DRIVE, call a cab, a sober friend, or walk damn it.  Don’t throw your lives away.  I appreciate all of you and your comments, feedback, enlightening me, laughing with me, and enabling me to grow and see other perspectives.  I will be spending some quality time with my family and friends and this will be my last post until sometime next week.  I wish you all safe travels, for those traveling, and looking forward to picking up right where we left off.  If we don’t blog and comment to each other during the holidays, have a prosperous new year and talk soon.  I appreciate you!

Ms. Nikks

Make Him Feel Good Pt. VI: Happy Xmas

So the gorgeous and talented Goddess Intellect asked on her Friday Freakum post, what the perfect freaky Christmas would look like?  As I began to type my answer, I realized it could be turned into a post of my own, so thank you Goddess for the inspiration.

Materials:

• R&B Christmas Albums
• Thick warm blankets and big pillows for the floor
• Candles
• Whipped Cream, Chocolate, Vanilla, Caramel
• Wine
• Cherries
• Three Red Bows
• Mistletoe

Start your perfect Christmas early, make dinner together on Christmas Eve, not you, not him, the both of you, together.  Cook with each other, taste test each and feed each other the ingredients from your fingers, etc.  Get your Brian McKnight or Boyz II Men album out and set up a picnic scene in your living room.  Light the fireplace if you have one, or light candles everywhere.  Have your meal there, no t.v.  Talk to each other, feed each other, kiss each other, and just enjoy each other’s company, no distractions. Turn your phone down or off.  I suggest a replay of Make Him Feel Good Pt. II for satisfying your dessert needs.  Skip the webcam part, just go for the cherry pie scenario.

On Christmas morning, try to be up before your s.o.  Get your red bows, you will need three.  Place a bow on each breast, namely the nipples and one eer down yonder.  Stand in the door way and call for him to wake up.  I’m sure that’ll get you a smile.  Butt naked with bows on, who wouldn’t love Santa for that gift.  Tell him Merry Freakma-I mean Christmas and tell him to come get his gift.  You can be playful and make him chase you, or you could just stand there and let him remove each bow and hold the mistletoe over each revealed “gift”.  The rest is up to you.  Can’t give away all my secrets.  Happy Freakin’ Christmas y’all!

*Cue Music* “Have a holly jolly Christmas….”

Nikks

Random Thoughts: Loofah vs. Washcloth

LOOFAH

or      

Washcloth

Can one get her lady parts good and clean by using a loofah?  This mystery has boggled my brain for some time.  I bought one, tried to shower and just didn’t feel clean.  Threw that motha out with a quickness.  So I reached for my washcloth a.k.a rag (fi di islanders) and took a proper shower.  Random thought, had to share.  Heehee.